I subscribe to weekly astrology forecasts by Georgia Nicols. She has a quirky approach to the zodiac that appeals and entertains. I am happy to read that she confirms my plans to improve my health. That’s the good news. The bad news is that weight gain is in the forecast, too. Though, honestly, that’s a no-brainer given the number of ice cream cones that have passed my lips these last several weeks.
Here is the weekly horoscope for All signs and for my sign, Aries.
First, the bad news:
Jupiter is the largest planet in our solar system. It is so big you could fit all the other planets inside it, plus three sesame seeds and the heart of a Hollywood producer. In astrology, because it represents good fortune, expansion, and an increase in wealth, it is often referred to as the Great Benefic. It will bring increase in your life, even weight gain. (Horrors!) It is associated with joy, wisdom and social interaction. Depending on where it is moving through your chart, it will give it a nice “boost.” This week, Jupiter moves into Virgo. The last time it was in Virgo was in 2003. The next time it will be in Virgo will be 2027, and again in 2039. It will stay in Virgo until September 2016. This means good news for all of us but in different ways. It will certainly increase stability in the lives of many of us; and hey — stability is a good thing, don’t knock it. Where there’s a will – I want to be in it.
But when you read the fine print…
Aries (March 21-April 19)
As Jupiter changes signs this week, it means good news for your job scene. You will either improve your existing job, or get a better job. Whatever happens, you will like your duties and job conditions more; and your evil boss will be transferred to Transylvania. If you’re retired, it means that whatever you work at, you will achieve greater satisfaction and a sense of fulfilment. In addition, it’s probably the best time in 12 years, for you to have a chance to improve your health because Jupiter will give you physical strength and vitality! The only downside is it can cause you to gain weight because, of course, it increases things, get it? Hopefully, you won’t have to let out another pleat in your shower curtain. (Now that’s baaad.)
There is an additional bonus, if this forecast is accurate. I’ve applied for a job here in town and have been invited for an interview. Now, THAT would be a remarkable outcome, if Georgia is right!
Speaking of astrological forecasts, you may recall back in June, Georgia suggested that it was good time for interior decorating. The wall-papering is moving a-pace. If by pace you mean snail’s. But I am not complaining. Reiner spends a couple of hours each day sanding and priming and papering. He’s about a third done.
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