In celebration of 6 months here on WordPress and… oh hell, who am I kidding? I’m taking the easy way out in response to a Writing Essential Group Challenge… I promise – I won’t make a habit of it!
AGAIN with the empty toilet paper roll!
I know that my husband means no ill will toward me. AND I know that it’s not laziness: he is one of the most industrious people I know. So why is it, that when I reach to the toilet paper dispenser and find it empty my default impulse is “OFF WITH HIS HEAD”?
Ah yes, just another day in normal married life.
After I composed myself, I was invited to compose a post that teaches readers how to do something you know and/or love to do. Without further ado, I invite you to learn:
How to Change the Loo Roll
- Wipe your butt.
- Remain in the moment and be aware that, aHA! I’ve used the last of the toilet paper. I better change the roll so that the next user will not be inconvenienced.
- Jiggle, flush, and pull…
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