The Zombies Ate My Brains

Rescuing what might remain of the grey matter.

White Rabbit

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Upon waking on the first day of the month, before you utter a single word, say

White Rabbit

And you will have luck for the rest of the month.

I think I blew it: first thing out of my mouth this morning?

I have to pee.

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14 replies

  1. Good one! That got a laught out of me!

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  2. Damn, it’s okay there’s always next month:).

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  3. Very deep and insightful, but your priorities are still intact…..

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  4. I never actually utter those words, but it’s the truth nevertheless. [grin] Possibly the first thing I say quite often is to speak to my cat; and that could be a hearty curse because he’s got between my feet, or words of love because he seems so happy to see me. YESYES! – I do realise that’s because of breakfast … 🙂

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  5. Haha! But I might have to say it AFTER I’m on the pot!

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